damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.
— Bonnie Tyler (1983)
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
*listens to an acoustic performance*
ohhh so that’s what they’re saying
shoutout to mozzarella sticks