You want a nose job? Sounds a little kinky but ill give it a go
"i’d date a fan" horton hears a bitch ass liar
what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography
life hack: always like someone’s selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things.
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk
What’s the word on the street?
— me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)